Surrealism typography Statements

Brief Taking inspiration from the films 'Eraserhead' and 'Helvetica' you must now produce one of the following: 1. A set of nine surrealist typographic statements 2.A minute long surrealist typography film
Brief Taking inspiration from the films 'Eraserhead' and 'Helvetica' you must now produce one of the following: 1. A set of nine surrealist typographic statements 2.A minute long surrealist typography film

As you create your work think about the care and attention that David Lynch put into making Eraserhead (it took him seven years!)
Do you care about your own work as much? Are you willing to put as much effort in? Demand of yourself a masterpiece!
Time; 3 weeks

Helvetica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mhOT4JOvgA

The teachers kept saying how easy this was to make 9 sentences up but I found it extremely difficult making up sentences that didn't really make sense or that were surreal.